Written by Doris Egan
Directed by James Contner

Guest starring

Michael Benyaer as Onion Runyon
Susan Hogan as Aunt Margo
Master P as Duvalier
Lawrence Pressman as Uncle Jonas
Ryan Robbins as Arnie Haas
Samantha Smith as Daphne

Featuring (in order of appearance)

Emily Holmes as saleswoman
Michasha Armstrong as bodyguard 1
Bridget O'Sullivan as matronly woman
Michael Teigen as Bennett
Lurene Music as Marianne
David Abbott as minister
Antonio Cupo as valet
Rob Bruner as Angelo Biondello
Gillian Carfra as woman
Michael-Ann Connor as woman at boarding house
Carolyne Maraghi as Tia
Rekha Sharma as Beverly Hing (coroner)
Craig Veroni as airport security guard