Quotes from Pilot
Max: The escape was not my idea. I mean, escape to what? We didn't know there was anything else.
Max: Hope's for losers. It's a con job people trip behind until they finally get a grip on the cold hard truth.
Darren: Trying to have a relationship with you, Max, is like standing in a fog bank. You know you're right in the middle of something except you have absolutely no idea where you are.
Max: Tell me the truth. Am I a female fog bank?
Logan: You're a thief?
Max: Girl's gotta make a living.
Logan: Thank God.
Max: First time I ever heard that one.
Side of beef: Are we trying to ID the perp or your new girlfriend?
Logan: If I just got my ass handed to me by a size 3 I might be inclined to mind my own business.
Logan: You ever notice how cats always seem to turn up around dinner-time?
Max: Girls kick ass. Says so on a T-shirt.
Max: Take a header into the deep end when the pool's empty, you're gonna go splat. Law of gravity. And even Jesus Christ himself had to obey the law of gravity. For awhile anyway.
Lauren: Can you help me get her back?
Max: I'd really like to... so I will.
Sonrisa: Quite a mouth on a girl so young. My guess is talking isn't what it does best.
Max: Only way you're ever gonna find out is through reincarnation.
Sonrisa: And she bought that.
Max: I have sincere eyes.
Max to Bruno: Geez, you are so stupid the word "special" comes to mind.
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