Quotes from Rising


Cindy to Herbal: You losin' your flavor, 'cause fools ain't got ears to hear.

Cindy: Normal, there's something I've been wanting to say to you ever since the day I started working here. I quit.

Max: He's twice her age.
Cindy: Original Cindy can understand the allure of maturity. I once had a girlfriend who had a daughter that was older than me. She was fine, too... which got kinda complicated, but we're not gonna go into that.

Sebastian: My guess is they want you so they can harvest your ova.
Max: Like being a girl isn't hard enough, they want me to be mommy to a whole army of these guys.

Max: How do I look in red?

Logan: How's the headache?
Max: Not bad, considering the creepy metal insect stuck in there.

Cindy: Now let me see this barcode of yours. Say, that's kinda hot, aiight?

Normal: Well, well, well, someone who's two hours late for work looks like they were a dirty little party girl last night. My God, girl, look at your eyes. What have you been drinking? Gasoline?
Max: I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nano-chip from my cerebellum before I stroked out from a neuro-chemical overload.
Normal: This is all one great big joke to you, isn't it!?

Logan: I got a surprise for you. Cover your eyes.
Max: Is it a new carbuerator? It is, isn't it.
Logan: No.
Max: Flowers? Jewelry?
Logan: Since when do you wear jewelry?
Max: I'm open to the idea.
Logan: It's not jewelry. Don't peek.
Max: I'm not. It's like some kind of miracle.
Logan: You're the miracle. You did this. You gave me back my life.
Max: Thank the clever folks at Manticore. I'd forgotten how tall you were.


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