Quotes from Cold Comfort

Logan: In case you haven't caught on by now, this girl's gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says, so you've got two choices: back off or pitch in.
Max: What he said.

Sketchy: If he's allowed to go unchecked we are a heartbeat away from compulsory urine testing at Jam Pony.
Herbal: What would he be testing for?
Cindy: Knowing Normal, probably flavor.

Cindy: When he looks at me, he's gonna see a hard-working employee, not some diesel dom trolling for a flat-tailed obedient white-bottomed girl to be my love toy. You've got Original Cindy's word on that.

Zack: So, what is it between you and Max?
Logan: I don't know. Something, I just don't know what.

Lydecker: Can I have some water, please?
Max: Fresh out. I'd spit on you, but it'd be a waste of good saliva.

Lydecker: It was the best of you that ran away that night.
Max: Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band.

Max: One wrong move, you're an organ donor.

Sanders: Holy crap on Tuesday's toast!

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